Fan interview with Latte 
 
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Latte

(Wild Kitten)
THE BASSIST
Sun Sign - Taurus
Color - Purple
Hogwarts House - Hufflepuff
  
 

BIO

Latte started her path to bass guitar greatness as a toddler. Inspired by the simple complexity of the straight lines of the spaghetti strands in bowl of Chef Boyardee Spaghetti & JUMBO Meatballs, she touched everything similar in appearance. Window blinds, street grating, ranch fencing, she was obsessed. Finally, after a mishap near the electric third rail on the Manhattan subway "A" line, her mom bought her a banjo.

By the time she was fifteen Latte had won two Golden Trailer Hitch awards, the Paradise Mobile Home Park equivalent of a Grammy. Unfortunately this achievement was doomed from ever making it to the mainstream music media due to a late summer tornado that took out the mobile home park and the records keeper of the Golden Trailer Hitch awards.

Despondent over by her bad luck, Latte tried to over dose on sugar by eating fifteen packs of grape Twizzlers with a Pepsi One chaser. Redemption came in the form of an old man who looked a lot like John Denver would if he was still alive. After the kindly old man held back Latte's hair out her face while she hurled the Twizzler concoction all over the pavement, he traded Latte his bass guitar for her banjo. And then, without ever giving his name, he left her with these words; "Only the fool looks straight at the sun to calculate its distance from the earth." Latte used the philosophical certitude as the name of her first song.


Latte on the bass


HOBBIES

I like taking 10ccs of truth serum and talking to a mirror at least once a week so I can keep it real with myself.

I am a Jr. volunteer for the fashion police of California.

Warming up in legwarmers, eating purple people eaters, checking out the newest in Violent Violet's Fashion News Quarterly, and finding new ways to mess up on repetitive quick change bass lines.

 

BEAUTY TIPS

Ranch dressing in my hair before going to bed, makes it very shiny.

I keep my figure by working out on a Gym Dandy Teeter Totter.

And my socks always match my belt buckle.

 

INFLUENCES

Courtney Love, Violet Beauregarde, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Mr Rogers, The Jerky Boys, Nofx, old Billy Joel when Pompodour's were in. So, about 5 minutes ago.

Latte ready for lunch

FAVORITE QUOTE

"I might lie a lot, but never in my lyrics." - Courtney Love

"The only real valuable thing is intuition." - Albert Einstein

"One never notices what has been done; one can only see what remains to be done." - Madame Curry