3. Do you ever think you're un-pretty?

Drama- All the time. I think I have big thighs. Sometimes my boyfriend can say something that makes me feel un-pretty. But he can piss off. When I need a boost I read The Beauty Myth by Susan Faudi, then I can grasp my self-loathing by the neck and say, “Snap out of it! You are just an oppressed member of society.” I am Pretty on the Inside.

Pep- That's so mean. You're just asking 'cause you think I'm ugly. Why do you hate me?

4. What has been the most exciting part of the band's career so far? Drama- Meeting ex- president Clinton. I really like her and I am a strong supporter of hers…I feel so “running for office” right now, eep! The one thing that will live in infamy is show'n'tell. Our rehearsal space is situated directly behind a house. A five-year-old boy named Jesse and his family live in the house. Jesse comes into the rehearsal space all the time; he tries to play everyone's instruments. We have resorted to bribing him to keep him off them. Candy, money, anything just don't touch the drums anymore! Anyway, this kid hangs around and we just give him earplugs and let him stay. So he had been telling his teacher at school that he had a band in his backyard. The teacher and the other kids didn't believe him and some of the kids called him a liar. So he comes into our rehearsal and says, can you come to show'n'tell? And we laughed at first but then we realized the crap Jesse was taking for talking about our existence. So we packed up all our gear and went to class with him. We played a few songs for show'n'tell in Jesse's class and then the whole school literally; the whole pre-school came out to listen. Then all these 5, 6, and 7 year-olds started dancing around. Then the teachers started dancing on tables. It was really the best. Move over Elmo. Carol Kaye Pep- Meeting amazing people. I met Carol Kaye. She is the bomb bassist. She put me to shame, but it was still amazing meeting her. I met Rodney Bingenheimer. He was really nice. I met Hoku. She was the most wonderful and down to earth person. I don't think she noticed me though. Not her fault – I was really quiet and there were other people in the elevator. (Pep is soo shy) I met Gerardo. He is Rico Suave. I really like him. He is really funny. I met Princess, Fon-Lin and P-Girl from the Hissyfits. They invited me to their show and then we hung out. I met Kelly, Teresa and Amy from Dragster Barbie and even got to work with Teresa on a Switchblade Kittens project for www.voxxy.com. I met Jenny Vegas from Tuuli and got invited to a Tuuli show. She is Aquarius like me. I also sang Happy Birthday with Marylin Manson and ate ice-cream with Emilio Estavez. Drama- but we are not name dropping or anything.

5. Who were your idols growing up?

Drama- Courtney Love and Eric Erlandson- “Teenage Whore” was the first song I learned on guitar, Carol Kaye- the greatest bass player in the universe, That Dog, L7, Blondie, Madonna, George Sand- a French novelist and poetess, Emily Dickinson- poetess. Your mum.

Pep- Bruce Lee. He could do anything he thought he could do.

7. How did you gals (and one guy meet)?

Pep- The best thing that ever happened to these gals was meeting me. Without me there wouldn't be a guy in the band. Actually I think I'll let Drama tell this one…

Drama- Surprise (Drama says sarcastically) Ok well I will tell you how Pep and I met. I am a really big fan of the cartoon Madeline. And I liked the character named Pepito; if you have never seen him he is a boy with straight dark hair and big dark eyes. Well, I was heading to a party of an artist friend (Xavier Cartoon) of mine in Miami. And I got in the elevator and there was a guy that looked just like Pepito in Madeline. So I looked at him and said “Pepito!” and he said “What?” Hahahaha he answered me and then said, “How did you know my name?” So it ends up we are going to the same party and we talked and became best friends. And it wasn't until a year later that I told him why I said Pepito in the elevator. He thought I was psychic.

Pepito

8. Have you received any movie offers?

Drama- I just finished acting in the movie All Cheerleaders Die, I played a cheerleader zombie. I like being a B movie personality. I am Angelyne only with clothes ON. We have done about 4 billion movie soundtracks; we are like soundtrack kittens right now. But I am going to be in another B movie where I play a vampire. It is shooting in Portland in about 8 months. Hahaha I always eat people I can't stop. They are chewy. We are also doing a commercial next month, oh stop hissing, it is for a non-profit, sheesh!

Pep- I wish! The only movie offer I get is from the sign at Seven Eleven that says: These premises are being monitored by close circuit television. And that's not even film!

9. What's your stand on drugs and alcohol? Drama- I am straight edge. I don't do drugs, drink, or smoke cigarettes. But I have a pretty expensive coffee habit Pep- If I took a stand against drugs, I'm sorry. I'll give it back I promise. It must have just been in my hand and I walked out with it. There's no need to get the cops involved. I'm a good kid. I don't drink or smoke or do drugs. Honest! I've never stolen anything in my life. This is a mistake. Drama did it! She takes everyone's stuff. I'll tell you where she hides it all. Anything just don't tell my mom! Drama- sometimes you gotta take a stand.

10. When did it first hit you that you've made it?

Drama-being in ROCKRGRL magazine. I subscribe to it! I was in it. Wow. I am so blown away. I remember being a teenager dreaming of being in ROCKRGRL someday. We even played the ROCKRGRL conference in Seattle.

Pep- One day I was driving on the 101 Freeway and I heard our song on KROQ (the alternative rock station in Los Angeles). We were on the Rodney on the ROQ show. That was when I realized other people were listening to our songs. But, you haven't really made it until Weird Al covers your song. I can see it now “My Dad's a Platypus”

11. What are some of your hobbies?

Pep- You know… guy stuff. You wouldn't understand.

Drama- Guy stuff? Hahaha Yeah he likes to chop wood, and go hunting with his buddies Ralph, Gunter and Mud. Hahahahha whatever!

12. What is your favourite song on your CD “Hey Punk Try Heroines”?

Drama- Well it actually changes every week. But I guess I would have to say “All Cheerleader's Die” cause I wrote it about the sucky time I had in school. The bully grrls used to wait by the grrl's WC to beat me up. They spread rumours about me it was truly horrible. I didn't think I would live through it. Everyone looked and acted the same. School was like being attacked by the Malibu Barbie Isle at Toys R Us.

13. What is the biggest misconception about you?

Drama- that I had plastic surgery to look this ugly.

Pep- That I'm a female. … Stop it with that shocked expression! It's TRUE! I'm a guy.

14. What did you do today before this interview? Pep- Shopped! Drama- Hahhahaha. I went shopping. I actually NEVER shop. I hate trying to drive in LA and parking, whew, forget it! Pep is a happy shopper though. I bought some leopard skin (not real leopard skin) pajamas and a statue of the Goddess Hera for my living room. Hera talks to me sometimes in my dreams. It is pretty odd…

15. Tell us about the mural?

Drama- well rumour has it that on a highway somewhere in the Northeast of the states, there is a mural dedicated to Switchblade Kittens. Apparently fans of ours went out in the middle o the night and spray-painted the highway in honour of us. Some fans of ours from New York said they saw it on the way to North Carolina. Unfortunately they don't remember what state they were in at the time. But they took a picture of it. I should get that in the mail any day now.

Pep- I am so ready to have a party. What about you? We'll pin the tail on the burro and go crazy. Yeah?

Drama- I think it is a mural as in art. This is not just graffiti where you write your name this is a work of art. It must have taken them several hours to do. And the state hasn't covered it up, because lots o drivers though it was supposed to be there, like art commissioned by the state. I am glad it was made for us. I would rather someone spray paint an homage to a band that doesn't promote alcohol, or drugs than have it be some gang code that was inspired by drugs and violence. These people were obviously inspired by our music and expression inspired by music is art. I am proud to be the muse for that highway mural. It is just “the man” trying to drag us down. Fight the power.

16. Who writes the songs in the band?

Drama- I write all the lyrics and do song /music arranging.

20. What's next for the Kittens?

Drama- Well our second CD comes out July 11th and it is called The Weird Sisters. It is a CD about Harry Potter. We will start recording our 3rd CD very soon. That one will be called Rebel Princess and it is all inspired by the books of Meg Cabot. I love her :)